I am Neil Kemp, a web geek dwelling about the border between Surrey and London, attempting to convince myself that I'm still a student.
I spent three of my twenty-two years in Plymouth, doing a BSc (Hons) in Internet Technologies and Applications. Graduating in a recession hasn't really helped any of us out, so I'm still floating around in the abyss between university and career.
For those of you that may be interested, I've got a web version and a PDF version of my CV in the works. They should be up soon enough.
Why not?
It was a spur-of-the-moment thing, but I think it actually sums me up quite well. Mostly because I'm quite clearly not an orange, but also the fact that my sense of humour occasionally dips into the surreal. I think it was mostly inspired by the way Ross Noble says it in this clip, though.